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FEATURED BOOK: Pretending He’s Mine by Lauren Blakely

About Pretending He's Mine by Lauren Blakely

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The Panty Whisperer

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Steam:: Steam Level 4

**Warning: This short story is 5,500 words. It contains adult language and hot, steamy, balls deep sexual situations written to make your thighs quiver and your toes curl. Enjoy!**

Have you ever been pushed to the edge, and then over it? Have you ever had your toes cramp and your head shoot to the sky, trying to log every touch, every feeling in your memory, to reenact every situation later in the shower, or underneath your cool bed sheets? Have you ever had someone own your mind, penetrating every single one of your sexual fantasies, unable to shake free of them?

The thought of me will be a thirst you can’t quench, an itch you just can’t scratch, a drug that you cannot have. Every time you run your fingers down over your body, longing for that unattainable feeling I gave you, that warm sensation shooting into your toes, that complete surrender of all inhibition, aching for me to have you just one more time, I’ll be there, inside your mind…

My name is Joel Hannover and I am the panty whisperer. Some men are good at business, some gifted at mathematics–I’m good at making women come, hard. It’s a gift I’ve possessed my entire life. If there was a girl nobody could bed, I was the first to get there. I always get there. I work as an accounting software consultant. That’s a fancy way of saying I’m a salesman. Accounting departments are full of women, dressed conservatively, presumed to live boring, mundane lives. Nothing could be further from the truth. These women are unique, sexual creatures, yearning for someone to take them to their breaking point and beyond.

Jessica Moore is one such woman, mid-thirties, bad marriage, basically raising the kids all on her own. She is sexy as hell, she just doesn’t know what she’s capable of. Will I give her everything she longs for? You’ll just have to read to find out…

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Days Of Pleasure

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Steam:: Steam Level 4

Days Of Pleasure is the hottest new contemporary romance from bestselling author Lucia Jordan!

Imagine a place where all your secret fantasies could be come a reality. A place of mystery, exclusivity and fulfilment.

A place that focuses on you, and only you…

When Danielle, a corporate banker with a boring life and a history of failed relationships calls she speaks with the owner, who goes only by Sir. Sir convinces her to go on at least one date, telling her that there’s no reason to deny herself what she wants and what she needs. Danielle agrees to give it a try, and the instructions she’s given for her first are simple. When the night comes, Danielle waits on her veranda at the designated time wearing a dress, no panties, and a blindfold—just as she was instructed. Soon a chauffeur arrives, and Danielle, for the first time in her life starts to live a dream that is fast becoming a reality.

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Last Resort

Last-Resort
Steam:: Steam Level 4

Erotic Romance (intended for mature readers, ages 18+)

Part 1 of 2

Danielle Ward hasn’t had sex in six years. Sure, she’s been on dates. She even has a boyfriend, but it seems something is always getting in the way when it comes to doing the deed.

After her boyfriend finally loses his patience and leaves her to drown her sorrows, her best friend Georgia comes up with a plan that becomes more and more brilliant with each shot of tequila.

Book a non-refundable solo trip to an adults-only resort with the intention of getting laid.

The beach is picturesque, her room is luxurious, the alcohol is included … and Danielle can’t wait to get the hell out of there the second she checks in. That is, until an uninvited kiss from drunken hotel guest and Hollywood hottie Evan Weston. Once Evan discovers the reason for Danielle’s vacation, he won’t let up in his pursuit to be the one to solve her problem.

Caught between her desire for a fresh start and the preposterous idea of having a fling with her celebrity crush, Danielle decides it’s time to throw caution to the wind and her panties to the floor.

But it’s never just sex, is it? And Evan Weston isn’t just any man. He isn’t just a movie star.

Evan Weston is Danielle’s last resort.

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The Competition, Hooked

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Steam:: Steam Level 4

Daniel Lewis.
Sex crazed.
Arrogant.
An all round fun guy.
Daniel has lived a life most would die for, he is rich. Handsome and good with the ladies. That is until he meets Jezebel.
Jezebel Rose.
Smart.
Beautiful.
Hot headed.
Daniel finds in Jezebel the one thing he’s craved and that’s love. But he must fight for it. With a nasty rival and secrets to boot. Will he finally get what he has waiting for or will he lose the most gift one can get.
This book is a love story like no other. They are witty, and damn right rude. they are all individually unique in there own way.
But keep reading you will be pleasantly surprised.

This book is of mature nature and contains explicit sexual situations and bad language. it is not intended for anyone under the age of 18.

Enjoy!

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